I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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