I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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