Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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