I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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