talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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