She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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