I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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