You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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