just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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