We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
