Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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