i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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