the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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