I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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