she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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