he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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