ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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