you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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