is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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