You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So squirting runs in the family.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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