Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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