Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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