Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
When are your genitals available?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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