They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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