..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Quick, to the slutcave!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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