Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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