You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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