I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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