Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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