Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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