garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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