Me too!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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