I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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