So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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