Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
where am i from again
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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