How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
