i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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