His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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