I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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