im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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