New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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