I wish I only lived at night.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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