Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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