So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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