we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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