Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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