If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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