Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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