Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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