Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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