I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I had to cum in my sink.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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