Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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