Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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