We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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