I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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