I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So many bounce houses so little time
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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